The Simpsons Season 14

S14E01 Nov 3, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.3

Treehouse of Horror XIII

"Treehouse of Horror XIII" finds Homer cloned; Dr. Hibbert turning the family into half animals; and Springfield invaded by zombie cowboys.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY David Silverman

S14E02 Nov 10, 2002 30 MIN ★ 7.9

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz and Brian Setzer are the teachers when Homer attends a rock-and-roll fantasy camp.

GUESTS Marcia Wallace, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards

DIRECTED BY Mike B. Anderson

S14E03 Nov 17, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.3

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

After testing, Lisa is moved up a grade and Bart is held back so they are both in the 3rd grade together. The teacher thinks Bart is the smarter of the two since he already knows…

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Marcia Wallace

DIRECTED BY Steven Dean Moore

S14E04 Nov 24, 2002 30 MIN ★ 7.8

Large Marge

Marge gets breast implants meant for Mayor Quimby's young girlfriend; Bart and Milhouse spot Krusty the Clown on a old episode of Batman.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Adam West, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Jim Reardon

S14E05 Dec 1, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.9

Helter Shelter

The Simpsons end up with termites after going to a hockey game and have to stay out of their house for 6 months. They end up on a reality series where they live in a 1880's type…

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, David L. Lander, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Mark Kirkland

S14E06 Dec 15, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.7

The Great Louse Detective

Someone's trying to kill Homer, so Chief Wiggum consults an expert: Sideshow Bob, who moves in with the Simpsons to shadow Homer.

GUESTS Kelsey Grammer

DIRECTED BY Steven Dean Moore

S14E07 Jan 5, 2003 30 MIN ★ 7.9

Special Edna (a.k.a. Love and Marking)

Bart feels sorry for Mrs. Krabappel after she is stood up by Principle Skinner, so he nominates her for an award.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Marcia Wallace

DIRECTED BY Bob Anderson

S14E08 Jan 12, 2003 30 MIN ★ 9.0

The Dad Who Knew Too Little

Homer feels bad because he does not know much about Lisa so he hires a private detective to spy on her. He then becomes a big hit with her because of the information.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott, Elliott Gould

DIRECTED BY Mark Kirkland

S14E09 Feb 2, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.3

The Strong Arms of the Ma

After she is mugged, Marge retreats to the basement to lift weights. She then becomes obsessed with body building. Marge starts entering contests and her disposition changes as…

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Pamela Reed

DIRECTED BY Pete Michels

S14E10 Feb 9, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.2

Pray Anything

Jealous of Ned Flanders winning money at a sports event, Homer starts praying to God for good things to happen then develops a hedonistic lifestyle. Blackboard reads 'Spongebob is…

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Michael Polcino

S14E11 Feb 16, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.3

Barting Over

While doing spring cleaning, Lisa comes across a video cassette of a add Bart did as baby "Stink Breath". Bart gets so mad about Homer having spent his earnings from the add that…

GUESTS Jane Kaczmarek, Tony Hawk, Travis Barker

DIRECTED BY Matthew Nastuk

S14E12 Feb 16, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.4

I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can

Spelling champ Lisa makes the Spellympics, where host George Plimpton proposes a deal; Homer joins a traveling fan club for a new Krusty food product.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor

DIRECTED BY Nancy Kruse

S14E13 Mar 2, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.4

A Star is Born Again

Ned becomes lonely when all the Springfield family's spend a day at the beach with their significant others and ends up dating an actor.

GUESTS Marcia Wallace, James L. Brooks, Helen Fielding

DIRECTED BY Michael Marcantel

S14E14 Mar 9, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.4

Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

Hoping to reroute air traffic over their house, the Simpsons ask Krusty to run for Congress, where the successful clown finds more of his kind.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Joe Mantegna, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Lance Kramer

S14E15 Mar 16, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.6

C. E. D'oh

Homer's stint in a success workshop gives him new initiative, but Mr. Burns' lack of appreciation prompts Homer to plot revenge, which results in a takeover of the power plant.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Karl Wiedergott

DIRECTED BY Mike B. Anderson

S14E16 Mar 30, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.1

'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

Lisa searches for a steady career after a British filmmaker makes her feel inadequate and decides on astronomy.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Joe Mantegna, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Steven Dean Moore

S14E17 Apr 13, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.8

Three Gays of the Condo

While looking for a puzzle piece, Homer comes across a letter Marge wrote about how upset she was with Homer right before they were married. He thinks she married him because she…

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Karl Wiedergott

DIRECTED BY Mark Kirkland

S14E18 Apr 27, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.5

Dude, Where's My Ranch?

Musician David Byrne offers to produce the song that Homer wrote about how much he dislikes his neighbor Ned Flanders. The Simpsons then go to a Dude Ranch where Lisa meets a…

GUESTS Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Tress MacNeille, Andy Serkis

DIRECTED BY Chris Clements

S14E19 May 4, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.6

Old Yeller-Belly

When Homer is trapped, the dog ignores him and he is saved by the cat. Homer then says he has no dog. H.K. Duff, owner of Duff beer makes the Simpsons dog, Santa's Little Helper…

GUESTS John Kassir, Stacy Keach

DIRECTED BY Bob Anderson

S14E20 May 11, 2003 30 MIN ★ 9.0

Brake My Wife, Please

Homer has his drivers license revoked by Judge Harm which forces Marge to do all the driving for the family.

GUESTS Jane Kaczmarek, Tress MacNeille, Steve Buscemi

DIRECTED BY Pete Michels

S14E21 May 18, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.5

The Bart of War

Busted for a prank gone awry, Milhouse and Bart are enrolled in different youth groups that become heated rivals. Blackboard reads 'sandwiches should not contain sand'.

DIRECTED BY Michael Polcino

S14E22 May 18, 2003 30 MIN ★ 8.7

Moe Baby Blues

Homer and Marge permit Moe to baby sit Maggie and she takes a shine to Moe, which causes Homer to become jealous.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Joe Mantegna, Karl Wiedergott

DIRECTED BY Lauren MacMullan