The Simpsons Season 13

S13E01 Nov 6, 2001 30 MIN ★ 8.4

Treehouse of Horror XII

"Treehouse of Horror XII" includes Pierce Brosnan as the voice of a computerized house that falls for Marge; a Gypsy's curse bringing bad luck to Homer's loved ones; and Bart and…

GUESTS Marcia Wallace, Matthew Perry, Pierce Brosnan

DIRECTED BY Jim Reardon

S13E02 Nov 11, 2001 30 MIN ★ 8.2

The Parent Rap

Bart is tethered to Homer as punishment for stealing a police cruiser. Blackboard 'Nobody reads these anymore!'.

GUESTS Jane Kaczmarek, Jess Harnell, Marcia Wallace

DIRECTED BY Mark Kirkland

S13E03 Nov 18, 2001 30 MIN ★ 8.4

Homer the Moe

Moe gets more depressed than usual and renovates his tavern. He then kicks the old gang out and Homer opens a bar in his garage so the gang can have a place to hang out and fit in.

GUESTS Marcia Wallace, Peter Buck, Mike Mills

DIRECTED BY Jen Kamerman

S13E04 Dec 2, 2001 30 MIN ★ 8.2

Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Homer is hired to write fortunes for fortune cookies, one of them changes Mr. Burn's life. Homer helps Mr. Burns with his dating. Blackboard: 'Fun does not have a size'.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, George Takei, Julia Louis-Dreyfus

DIRECTED BY Lance Kramer

S13E05 Dec 9, 2001 30 MIN ★ 8.9

The Blunder Years

Marge becomes obsessed with a brand of paper towels and Homer pulls a gag on her. To make up for it, Homer takes her out, gets hypnotized and regresses to a childhood fear and…

GUESTS Joe Mantegna, Paul Newman

DIRECTED BY Steven Dean Moore

S13E06 Dec 16, 2001 30 MIN ★ 8.0

She of Little Faith

In this Christmas episode, Richard Gere offers Buddhist teachings to Lisa after she leaves her church because of Mr. Burns' tacky fund-raising efforts, which include commercials…

GUESTS Richard Gere

DIRECTED BY Steven Dean Moore

S13E07 Jan 6, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.2

Brawl in the Family

Grampa comes to Homer's rescue after Ned and His Vegas wives show up at the house.

GUESTS Jane Kaczmarek, Delroy Lindo

DIRECTED BY Matthew Nastuk

S13E08 Jan 20, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.2

Sweets and Sour Marge

Ben Stiller plays a sugar company's CEO who draws Marge's ire after Springfield is declared the "World's Fattest Town."

GUESTS Ben Stiller

DIRECTED BY Mark Kirkland

S13E09 Jan 27, 2002 30 MIN ★ 7.8

Jaws Wired Shut

When Homer accidentally breaks his jaw, he has to have it wired shut and can not talk. He learns to become the good listener that Marge has wanted.

GUESTS John Kassir, Dana Gould

DIRECTED BY Nancy Kruse

S13E10 Feb 10, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.1

Half-Decent Proposal

Now fabulously wealthy, Marge's grabby prom date Artie Ziff offers a million dollars for a weekend with her that, he says, will have "no funny stuff." The Simpsons agree when they…

GUESTS Jon Lovitz, Marcia Wallace, Marcia Mitzman Gaven

DIRECTED BY Lauren MacMullan

S13E11 Feb 17, 2002 30 MIN ★ 7.9

The Bart Wants What It Wants

Bart ends up becoming close friends with Greta Wolfecastle after a fun fair and he has a blind eye to her feelings about him. Blackboard: 'The giving tree is not a chump'.

GUESTS Reese Witherspoon, Wolfgang Puck

DIRECTED BY Michael Polcino

S13E12 Feb 24, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.2

The Lastest Gun in the West

Bart and Lisa try to help an old cowboy actor, who yearns to reclaim his past fame by getting him booked on the Krusty the Clown show.

GUESTS Frank Welker, Tress MacNeille, Russi Taylor

DIRECTED BY Bob Anderson

S13E13 Mar 10, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.0

The Old Man and the Key

Grampa Simpson regains his driver's license to woo a new woman but is goaded into a race by senior punks.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Bill Saluga, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Lance Kramer

S13E14 Mar 17, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.6

Tales from the Public Domain

Homer discovers a library book he checked out when Bart was born and Lisa suggests that he read aloud from it. Blackboard: 'Vampire is not a career choice'.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Karl Wiedergott

DIRECTED BY Mike B. Anderson

S13E15 Mar 31, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.1

Blame It on Lisa

Homer refuses to pay a really high phone bill then their service is shut off. The family travels to Rio De Janeiro to see Lisa's sponsored orphan.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Karl Wiedergott

DIRECTED BY Steven Dean Moore

S13E16 Apr 7, 2002 30 MIN ★ 7.9

Weekend at Burnsies

Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries he suffered when attacked by crows.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Marcia Wallace

DIRECTED BY Michael Marcantel

S13E17 Apr 21, 2002 30 MIN ★ 7.1

Gump Roast

The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with emcee Krusty the Clown introducing friends, family and their memories from past episodes.

DIRECTED BY Mark Kirkland

S13E18 Apr 28, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.6

I Am Furious Yellow

Encouraged by comic-book guru Stan Lee (in a cameo), Bart creates a strip about Homer that gets onto the Internet.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Stan Lee, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Chuck Sheetz

S13E19 May 5, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.6

The Sweetest Apu

Homer accidentally walks in on Apu when he is cheating on his wife at the Kwiki Mart.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, James Lipton, Pamela Hayden

DIRECTED BY Matthew Nastuk

S13E20 May 12, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.4

Little Girl in the Big Ten

Lisa becomes friends with college girls who are unaware of her age. Bart is bitten by a Chinese mosquito and must live in a bubble. Bart and Lisa also share a special moment.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Russi Taylor

DIRECTED BY Lauren MacMullan

S13E21 May 19, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.6

Frying Game

Homer's community service for threatening an endangered species involves helping a kindly senior, who meets an untimely death.

GUESTS Tress MacNeille, Karl Wiedergott, Carmen Electra

DIRECTED BY Michael Polcino

S13E22 May 22, 2002 30 MIN ★ 8.7

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge

Homer starts a security company that ultimately replaces the cops---and runs afoul of mobster Fat Tony

GUESTS Joe Mantegna, Marcia Wallace

DIRECTED BY Pete Michels