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THE SIMPSONS · SEASON 34 · EPISODE 1

The Simpsons S34E01 Habeas Tortoise

★ 8.1 · GREAT Sep 25, 2022 30 MIN FOX
Still from The Simpsons S34E01: Habeas Tortoise

The episode in brief

After Homer humiliates himself in a town meeting, he looks for acceptance in an internet group hunting for a missing tortoise but finds something much more sinister.

FAN DESK VERDICT A top-shelf entry. Not quite canon, but you’ll be quoting it all week — the fan desk says don’t skip.

Who’s in it

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Where it sits in the season

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Where to watch S34E01

US · NOVEMBER 2026
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8.1
THE FAN VERDICT
Keeper. Goes straight in the rewatch rotation.

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S34E01 FAQ

When did The Simpsons S34E01 air?

The Simpsons S34E01 (“Habeas Tortoise”) first aired on September 25, 2022.

Where can I watch The Simpsons S34E01?

In the US, The Simpsons season 34 — including this episode — is available on FX, Hulu, Disney+, fuboTV, DirecTV On Demand, Spectrum On Demand, YouTube TV, FOX One Amazon Channel, Hulu on Disney+, Amazon, Fandango at Home, and AppleTV.

Is The Simpsons S34E01 a good episode?

Fans rate The Simpsons S34E01 (“Habeas Tortoise”) 8.1/10, which puts it in the great tier for The Simpsons.