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THE SIMPSONS · SEASON 18 · EPISODE 3

The Simpsons S18E03 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'em

★ 8.1 · GREAT Sep 24, 2006 30 MIN FOX 4 GUEST STARS
Still from The Simpsons S18E03: Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'em

The episode in brief

Hoping to see a new side to Homer, Marge convinces him to buy a refined collection of carpentry books. To Marge's dismay, the books only gather dust until she accidentally breaks a nightstand - and uses the books to fix it herself. Soon Marge is hammering together everything from birdfeeders to doghouses and it isn't long before she decides to transform her new skills into a full-fledged business. Unfortunately, the residents of Springfield don't trust a handywoman to make repairs, so Marge hires Homer to pose as a "front" while she handles the real work. Meanwhile, Bart finds out that peanuts are no longer allowed at Springfield Elementary because someone suffers from an allergy. But this loss becomes his treasure when he finds out that the allergy belongs to his nemesis, the one and only Principal Skinner. Before long, both Bart and Homer are in over their heads and it's up to Marge to nail things back together.

FAN DESK VERDICT A top-shelf entry. Not quite canon, but you’ll be quoting it all week — the fan desk says don’t skip.

Snapshots

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Who’s in it

GUEST STARS
SERIES REGULARS

Behind the camera

DIRECTED BY Mike B. Anderson
WRITTEN BY Matt Warburton

Where it sits in the season

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Where to watch S18E03

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8.1
THE FAN VERDICT
Keeper. Goes straight in the rewatch rotation.

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S18E03 FAQ

When did The Simpsons S18E03 air?

The Simpsons S18E03 (“Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'em”) first aired on September 24, 2006.

Where can I watch The Simpsons S18E03?

In the US, The Simpsons season 18 — including this episode — is available on FX, Hulu, Disney+, fuboTV, DirecTV On Demand, Spectrum On Demand, YouTube TV, FOX One Amazon Channel, Hulu on Disney+, Amazon, Fandango at Home, and AppleTV.

Who guest stars in The Simpsons S18E03?

Guest stars include Karl Wiedergott (Additional Voices (voice)), Maggie Roswell (Helen Lovejoy (voice)), Pamela Hayden (Milhouse Van Houten (voice)), and Tress MacNeille (Clara Peller / Lindsey Naegle (voice)).

Who directed and wrote The Simpsons S18E03?

The Simpsons S18E03 (“Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'em”) was directed by Mike B. Anderson and written by Matt Warburton.

Is The Simpsons S18E03 a good episode?

Fans rate The Simpsons S18E03 (“Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'em”) 8.1/10, which puts it in the great tier for The Simpsons.